Armadillos

1	Alfonso Soriano
2	Josh Beckett
3	Kaz Matsui
4	Jason Varitek
5	Nick Johnson
6	Rob Nenn
7	Sean Burroughs
8	Steve Finley
9	Austin Kearns
10	Rich Harden
11	Reggie Sanders
12	Moises Alou
13	Matt Herges
14	Matt Stairs
15	Brett Myers
16	Sean Casey
17	Johnny Estrada
18	Frank Catalanatto
19	Khalil Greene

Army of Darkness

1	Miguel Tejada
2	Ichiro Suzuki
3	Eric Gagne
4	Mike Piazza
5	Bartolo Colon
6	Placido Polanco
7	Carl Crawford
8	Randy Wolf
9	Vinnie Castilla
10	Rafael Palmeiro
11	Matt LeCroy
12	Freddy Garcia
13	Joe Crede
14	Corey Patterson
15	Carl Everett
16	Mark Buerhle
17	Aubrey Huff
18	Jake Peavy
19	Aaron Miles

World Eaters

1	Albert Pujols
2	Edgar Renteria
3	Mariano Rivera
4	Luis Castillo
5	Andy Pettite
6	Morgan Ensberg
7	Hideki Matsui
8	Jose Contreras
9	Wade Miller
10	Javy Lopez
11	Trot Nixon
12	Corey Koskie
13	Melvin Mora
14	Desi Relaford
15	Joe Borowski
16	Rob Hammock
17	Geoff Jenkins
18	Frank Thomas
19	Phil Nevin

Larson Lugnuts

1	Kerry Wood
2	Orlando Cabrera
3	Billy Wagner
4	Preston Wilson
5	Johnny Damon
6	Mike Young
7	Jason Philips
8	Ramon Hernandez
9	Adam Dunn
10	Russ Ortiz
11	J.D. Drew
12	Brian Roberts
13	Jorge Julio
14	Mark Teixiera
15	Sidney Ponson
16	Hank Blalock
17	Marlon Byrd
18	Dan Kolb
19	Esteban Loiza

Ratpack

1	Barry Bonds
2	Troy Glaus
3	Roy Halladay
4	Shawn Green
5	Richie Sexson
6	Arthur Rhodes
7	Jimmy Rollins
8	Mike Lieberthal
9	Jay Gibbons
10	Carlos Zambrano
11	Carlos Lee
12	Javier Vazquez
13	Fernando Vina
14	Derek Lowe
15	Orlando Hudson
16	Danny Graves
17	Erubiel Durazo
18	Ben Sheets
19	Jason Larue

Violators

1	Carlos Delgado
2	Bret Boone
3	Derek Jeter
4	Kevin Brown
5	Garret Anderson
6	John Smoltz
7	Ken Griffey 
8	Shea Hillenbrandt
9	Craig Wilson
10	Hideo Nomo
11	Jeromy Burnitz
12	Jarod Washburn
13	Adrian Beltre
14	Kevin Millar
15	Richard Hidalgo
16	Francisco Cordero
17	Craig Biggio
18	Eric Milton
19	Brandon Webb

Red Menace

1	Todd Helton
2	Eric Chavez
3	Jeff Kent
4	Roy Oswalt
5	Larry Walker
6	Paul LoDuca
7	Jim Edmonds
8	Matt Morris
9	Troy Percival
10	Milton Bradley
11	Juan Pierre
12	Bobby Crosby
13	Charles Johnson
14	David Eckstein
15	David Riske
16	Jerry Hairston
17	Josh Phelps
18	Miguel Cabrera
19	Johan Santana

Thunder in Paradise

1	Randy Johnson
2	Sammy Sosa
3	Jorge Posada
4	Greg Maddux
5	Todd Walker
6	Jacque Jones
7	Edgardo Alfonzo
8	Rich Aurilia
9	Jermaine Dye
10	Armando Benitez
11	Jason Schmidt
12	Jeff Conine
13	Brian Jordan
14	Ramon Martinez
15	Hee-Sop Choi
16	Mark Redman
17	Scott Spiezio
18	Rocky Bidle
19	Bengie Molina

Los Diablos Blancos

1	Nomar Garciaparra
2	Manny Ramirez
3	Tim Hudson
4	Ivan Rodriguez
5	Ryan Klesko
6	Aramis Ramirez
7	C.C. Sabathia
8	D'Angelo Jimenez
9	Shannon Stewart
10	Jason Isringhausen
11	Paul Konerko
12	Pat Burrell
13	Brad Radke
14	Billy Koch
15	Pokey Reese
16	Juan Encarnacion
17	Kenny Lofton
18	Royce Clayton
19	Robin Ventura

Big Lebowskis

1	Curt Schilling
2	Bobby Abreu
3	Chipper Jones
4	Jeff Bagwell
5	Jose Vidro
6	Eric Hinske
7	Rafael Furcal
8	Vicente Padilla
9	Scott Posednik
10	Damaso Marte
11	Joe Mauer
12	Odalis Perez
13	Alex Sanchez
14	Eric Munson
15	Juan Gonzalez
16	Miguel Olivo
17	Jeff Weaver
18	David Ortiz
19	Dmitri Young

Jordan Almonds

1	Carlos Beltran
2	Magglio Ordonez
3	Jim Thome
4	Barry Zito
5	Kevin Millwood
6	Keith Foulke
7	Angel Berroa
8	Torii Hunter
9	Joel Pineiro
10	Joe Randa
11	Mark Loretta
12	Alex Cintron
13	Toby Hall
14	Randy Winn
15	Mike Hampton
16	Jody Gerut
17	Randall Simon
18	Eddie Guardado
19	Luis Rivas

Peanut Gallery

1	Pedro Martinez
2	Lance Berkman
3	Jose Reyes
4	Luis Gonzalez
5	Cliff Floyd
6	Mark Mulder`
7	Ray Durham
8	Bill Mueller
9	Derrek Lee
10	Victor Martinez
11	Jerome Williams
12	Raul Ibanez
13	Braden Looper
14	Adam Kennedy
15	Christian Guzman
16	Octavio Dotel
17	Raul Mondesi
18	Al Leiter
19	Ty Wigginton

Pumbaas

1	Alex Rodriguez
2	Scott Rolen
3	Jason Giambi
4	Mark Prior
5	Gary Sheffield
6	Jason Kendall
7	Trevor Hoffman
8	Roberto Alomar
9	Vernon Wells
10	Roger Clemens
11	Bernie Williams
12	Matt Clement
13	Mark Grudzielanek
14	Brad Wilkerson
15	Michael Barrett
16	Danys Baez
17	Carlos Guillen
18	Eli Marrero
19	Woody Williams

Monkey Butlers

1	Vladimir Guerrero
2	Brian Giles
3	Mike Mussina
4	Andruw Jones
5	Mike Sweeney
6	Mike Lowell
7	Rocco Baldelli
8	Alex Gonzalez (CHI)
9	Matt Mantei
10	A.J. Pierzynski
11	Jose Guillen
12	Dontrelle Willis
13	Junior Spivey
14	Jose Valentin
15	Benito Santiago
16	David Wells
17	Mark DeRosa
18	Ryan Wagner
19	Marcus Giles